The Phantom Stealers

            Every party I went to during the first week before school started something was stolen from each house. Each party was the same, people mingling and chatting trying to make new friends and get to know one another before everyone went back into study mode. As the nights progressed things started to go missing, the first night it was almost five hats, I had individuals coming up to me asking if they had seen their snapbacks, and all I could say is that I hadn’t seen any. The next night it was a smaller party, everyone playing games, drinking and just having fun. I remember putting my drinks in the fridge and seeing no food, only a whole lot of beer and a block of cheese. That night when I left, the block of cheese was missing. The next day once again I was asked if I had seen someone take the cheese, but people are sneaky now a days so I didn’t see anyone leave with the cheese. The third night two things went missing; first it was sticky tab that holds up your posters on your walls, and second it was a poster of Honey Boo Boo, from one of the floors in residence. All of these stealing's happened in a span of three nights, making everyone who went to these parties suspicious of each other.

            You may be wondering how I know when these stealing’s occurred and why I know exactly what was stolen. It is because my roommates and I are the phantom stealers! Yes! We like to steal things when we go out, but don’t you worry we have returned our loot to the owners, and Honey Boo Boo is in her rightful place on the wall. As for the cheese, its expensive and we’re poor university kids, so buying new cheese hasn’t happened yet. So during the year if you hold a party, make sure you keep your cheese locked up and hats safely on your heads or they may be missing in the morning!