Perfume Bombs

           When people wear a butt load of perfume or cologne I want to punch them straight in the nose. Maybe then they will feel the same pain as me for having to smell their gross scents. Why do people feel the need to wear a full bottle of perfume or cologne each day? What happened to one or two squirts and you’re good to go? I obviously missed the memo where wearing an unhealthy amount of body spray was okay.

            The worst is when you walk into a classroom and all you can smell is one persons scent for the whole class because they are wearing so much, and it’s even worse when it’s a nasty flowery smelling perfume! Not everyone likes smelling like a walking flower or a spicy tree. Some people actually like to pay attention in class not pass out from how strong you smell. Having a headache for the rest of the day because of these people is not cool! Do not get me wrong I absolutely love colognes and perfumes, but I cannot stand when all you can smell is the one turd that poured the whole bottle over themselves. It’s not cool, and it’s just so distracting. FYI coating yourself with your perfumes does not cover up the smell of your cigarettes; it combines the two smells making the worst scent ever invented. Pick whether you want to smell like smoke, or cologne not both. You give every person you walk by a headache just from standing or walking close to them. Another thing that annoys me with wearing a ton of perfume is don’t your friends tell you that you smell like a walking perfume store? Or do you not notice how no one wants to stand or sit next to you in class? Maybe people just do not care or they do not realize how much they put on, but boy oh boy does it annoy me that I can’t even breathe clean air because of these people. It may seem petty and stupid that I’m ranting about people wearing too much perfume and cologne but its one of my biggest pet peeves. Especially when I have a weak stomach and getting trapped in a room with a perfume bomb makes me want to spew everywhere.   

            So to those kids who wear a ton of cologne or perfume, next time you put it on please remember people like to breath during class, not choke on your fragrances.

The Phantom Stealers

            Every party I went to during the first week before school started something was stolen from each house. Each party was the same, people mingling and chatting trying to make new friends and get to know one another before everyone went back into study mode. As the nights progressed things started to go missing, the first night it was almost five hats, I had individuals coming up to me asking if they had seen their snapbacks, and all I could say is that I hadn’t seen any. The next night it was a smaller party, everyone playing games, drinking and just having fun. I remember putting my drinks in the fridge and seeing no food, only a whole lot of beer and a block of cheese. That night when I left, the block of cheese was missing. The next day once again I was asked if I had seen someone take the cheese, but people are sneaky now a days so I didn’t see anyone leave with the cheese. The third night two things went missing; first it was sticky tab that holds up your posters on your walls, and second it was a poster of Honey Boo Boo, from one of the floors in residence. All of these stealing's happened in a span of three nights, making everyone who went to these parties suspicious of each other.

            You may be wondering how I know when these stealing’s occurred and why I know exactly what was stolen. It is because my roommates and I are the phantom stealers! Yes! We like to steal things when we go out, but don’t you worry we have returned our loot to the owners, and Honey Boo Boo is in her rightful place on the wall. As for the cheese, its expensive and we’re poor university kids, so buying new cheese hasn’t happened yet. So during the year if you hold a party, make sure you keep your cheese locked up and hats safely on your heads or they may be missing in the morning!   

Failing Tennis Stars

I cannot believe that Djokovic lost to Nadal this week at the U.S Open. He is seated number one in the standings, but had such a poor performance you would never know it!